i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
*cue "Hi, Jenna" 's*
I need some holy water to get rid of my thirst
Where do I sign up to be an extra in the next 5sos music video
where do i sign up to be a love interest in the next 5sos music video
where do I sign up to be the love interest of a 5sos member
where do i sign up to be a member of 5sos
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.
making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser”
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
Its hard to be confident when you know you’re ugly
wow some people are seriously cancelling their ep just because they sold teenage queen. are you fucking serious. please accept that they only sold it because they didn’t think it was their style anymore, and it’s really not. they’re already called a boyband enough. there are so many more songs we have to look forward too and i bet that you’re gonna love them much more than teenage queen. like, seriously, don’t be a dick about it.
This is literally going to be most of our generation in 15 years.